BROOO, just imagine it. The Philadelphia Eagles lining up, play after play, and running the most infamous move in football history — the Tush Push — not once, not twice, but for an entire 90-play drive. Every snap, the same brutal force, the same unstoppable momentum.
Jalen Hurts, leading from the front, would turn into the face of pure chaos — bulldozing forward inch by inch, play by play, until the defense breaks both mentally and physically. By the 50th push, the crowd wouldn’t just be cheering, they’d be losing their minds. By the 80th, the stadium would feel like an earthquake zone. And by the 90th? History would be written in the most outrageous, hilarious, and legendary way possible.
Football purists would be screaming about “integrity of the game,” haters would be fuming online, and yet — no one could deny it. The Eagles would have redefined football forever.
If there was ever a way to break the sport and turn it into pure spectacle, this would be it. And deep down, you know every fan would tune in just to witness the madness.
Jalen Hurts wouldn’t just run the Tush Push… he’d run the entire NFL into shockwaves.