In a jaw-dropping confession that has left the world reeling, tech billionaire Elon Musk revealed yesterday that Google satellites orbiting Earth came perilously close to being attacked by extraterrestrial forces. Speaking at a private SpaceX event in Los Angeles, Musk described “anomalous signals” and sudden trajectory disruptions that hinted at something far beyond human interference. “We were seconds away from losing key satellites,” Musk admitted, his voice trembling with urgency.
But the shock didn’t stop there. Sources claim that a previously undisclosed underwater research base off the coast of Malibu, rumored to be studying alien technology, has mysteriously vanished without a trace. Eyewitnesses reported strange lights in the water late last month, followed by an eerie silence. Satellite images of the area now show nothing but undisturbed ocean waves. Experts are baffled, speculating whether the disappearance is linked to the same otherworldly presence that Musk warned about.
Conspiracy theorists on social media are already calling it “the alien takeover of Silicon Valley,” claiming that Musk has been in secret contact with extraterrestrials for years. Meanwhile, insiders suggest that Google engineers are scrambling to protect their satellites from further interference, while SpaceX may have been forced to reconsider its next launches.
“This is bigger than anyone imagined,” Musk reportedly said, hinting at a level of cosmic danger previously relegated to science fiction. Authorities have yet to comment, but the combination of vanished bases and near-miss satellite attacks has ignited panic and fascination across the globe. One thing is certain: Earth may not be as alone as we once believed, and Elon Musk might just be humanity’s first line of defense.